Jokes

1. Why do the humming birds hum?

Because.... They forgot the words!!!

2. Five lizards were sitting on a wall

The 3rd lizard started singing but the other 4 fell down, why?

Because... They took their hands off of the wall to clap their hands.

3. Why are bells tied to cows?

Because... Their HORNS do not work.

4. Why don’t the bananas feel lonely?

Because... They hang out in bunches.

5. My mom asked me to take 4 sandwiches, 3 apples, 2 oranges and a guava.

What did I take first?  : A deep breath.

6.  What did the father buffalo tell the baby buffalo when he went to school?

: BI-SON (bye son)

R. Sushmitha of V - D